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Did you hear about the monster with from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

Whats the difference between a monster and from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Where do space monsters liveIn far distant from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

Where do you find monster snailsOn the from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

How do you stop a monster from from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

What would you get if you crossed from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

What did the monster say to the from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"

Why did the monster get a ticket from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!

What would you get if you crossed from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

What monster plays the most April Fools from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!

How does a monster begin a fairy from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."

Girl Monster I hear youve met the from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

Why is stupid monster like a jackolantern from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.

What do young female monsters do at from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !

First monster That pretty girl over there from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.

st Monster What is that son of from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!

Why did the monster put the cake from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

Whats the difference between a dim monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What does the hungry monster get after from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!

Could you kill a monster just by from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.